The Archive

The Case To Raise UBI

Citizens simply cannot afford enough goods.

Theory NOT in Cahoots With Staff, Expert Confirms

Shitty News Corp Heroically Speculates On What Could Happen Next

Awards Show Unable To Offer Cash Prizes Assures Winners They Will Be Compensated In Words On Resumé

redmont.wtf Is Struggling With Money, Readership & Bitches. We Blame The Strike

We've had such issues in the past (see second anniversary)

OP-ED: In Which We Read The Bravest Article Ever Written And Found Nothing Inside It

Filed under: Courage, Adjacent To

redmont.wtf officially apologizes for its stance on the strike

redmont.wtf Proposes A SOTA Initiative To Strikers -- Donating Treasury Money To Citizens

our glorious owner graciously allows the disgusting strike against him to happen

strikes are meant to be against bad people, like volunteers

The UJP takes a bold stance on the Appropriations Act

Sometimes not offending people is more important than passing laws.

Local Newspaper Strands Readers Due to President's Request

We're ashamed this happened

President to Sign Historic Tax on the Money That Fled the Last Tax

At Last, Justice.

The Far Right & Far Left Unite In Support of Forever Wars

War is clearly more important than town rights

Our Endorsements + Election Tracking

An inside scoop into the democratic socialists and the socialist democrats

Will The Lower & Middle Class Be What Ruins Redmont?

Poor people — how can we fix them?

GnomeCorp Sued After Accusing An AI Writer of Using AI

In a shocking turn of events for GnomeCorp, the writer used the latest AI model to write the lawsuit.