Our Endorsements + Election Tracking
An inside scoop into the democratic socialists and the socialist democrats
Jul 9 · 1 min read
Satire · This piece uses humor and exaggeration. It should not be read as factual reporting.
Election Tracking
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Our Senate Endorsements
According to a poll from redmont.wtf, 77% of people in Redmont are poor, and this has opened our eyes. Poor people are not just an issue we can solve, its an epidemic, and that unfortunately requires high levels of welfare, taxing the rich more, having the government take over private businesses and lots, all while giving food to people who didn't do anything for it. That's why we are officially endorsing the WPR for the senate.
OFFICIAL REDMONT.WTF SENATE ENDORSEMENT -> Workers Party of Redmont
Our House Endorsements
On the other side of the political spectrum, the capitalists. ABR has been pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars to get their candidates elected, which is why we are proud to announce that they have our full endorsement. This article wasn't paid for by them, but by the time you're reading this I'd be surprised if they haven't approached me with a million dollars for an endorsement.
OFFICIAL REDMONT.WTF HOUSE ENDORSEMENT -> ABR (What does that even stand for?)
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