redmont.wtf Proposes A SOTA Initiative To Strikers -- Donating Treasury Money To Citizens

Jul 18 · 1 min read

Satire · This piece uses humor and exaggeration. It should not be read as factual reporting.

We're all familiar with the strike, right? It has now affected at least two (2) lives, that we know of personally. The amount of government employees striking has led departments to a halt, except that is, the DHS who continues arresting people left and right at spawn.

To those government employees, we say,

Give out all the Redmont money, especially to redmont.wtf. Call it a grant. Call it whatever helps you sleep at night.

Economists agree this would either stimulate the economy or obliterate it, a coin flip we're comfortable with. Gary declined to comment, citing a honey pancake shortage.

Until this disgusting strike ends (which we absolutely do not endorse), we ask only that strikers honor our completely neutral demands.

Thanks for reading.

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