Will The Lower & Middle Class Be What Ruins Redmont?
Poor people — how can we fix them?

Satire · This piece uses humor and exaggeration. It should not be read as factual reporting.
Welfare, crime, banks ceasing to exist, and rising taxes. There's only 1 group of people to blame. It's not socialists. It's not bankers. It's not the entire upper class. It's poor people.
Look at the numerous bank crashes over the past month. What caused the DNB failure? Noone's sure, but our study linked it to unauthorized prosperity for a select few users. We could blame the dupers (we came up with this slang), or the unsecured banking system, but ultimately the issue lies in poor people.
Additionally, if poor people didn't exist, there would be no poverty. The individual we surveyed in his tent agrees this is the leading cause of being poor. We didn't believe this at first, but after conducting an online poll on redmont.wtf that lasted roughly 2 minutes and had 1 response, we came to the conclusion that this is true.
See, if poor people didn't exist, we would not have a government that taxes balances, and without that taxation, we wouldn't need the greedy banks. Some say that's wishful thinking, but Nyeogmi experienced this issue firsthand and after being liberated from the burden of monetary assets they started a gnomefundme, click to support their gnomefundme
"I previously offered legal services for free. Now, without a stable source of income, I have no choice but to charge." -Nyeogmi
Nyeogmi is someone that was trying to protect their savings from the taxes the poor-elected politicians enacted. Now they're poor, and will have to charge money for legal services initially offered for free, which we think is for the best, offering services for free traps poor people in a cycle where they expect things for free.
By charging money that poor people definitionally don't have, Nyeogmi is teaching them independence, which is a kind of wealth, which is the first step to solving poor people.
"lets just kill the poors" - exclusiv3z, Deputy Secretary at the DOI
This is a statement we have no comment on, as all human life, including that of poors is incredibly valuable, though that of the latter is significantly less valuable as they have less money.
Poor people once brought life to our economy through gambling, drinking, crime, purchases of iron ingots, and selling cobblestone to local markets, but now we no longer need them, and can sunset the poors.
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